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All these people judging me for constantly being on my iPhone

Do you know who I am

I’m from the Internet

It isn’t easy being a social media mogul

most people would put conditioner in their hair only after they’ve shampoo’d it

but not me 

i don’t play by the rules

Auf Wiedersehen, YAWL

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jessicallamb:

This is real, and it’s only thirty-five dollars.

BUYING THIS FOR EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAYS YOU’RE WELCOME 

Happy birthday to Jameson post #2

Here are two of my favorite James-related memories

1. That time I was walking with James and saw one of those blue reflector things on the ground and went to pick it up because I thought someone had dropped their wallet

2. That time I was leaving Village Dining with James and started crying because I wanted a donut

3. My birthday party enough said we won’t go any further than that 

Today is James’s birthday and I can’t even make a special post because my brother is using my computer so I don’t have access to any of my gifs so here’s a sad picture of me with a middle part

happy birthday James sorry my post is so depressing

REEEEEEED

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there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

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sayyrahhh replied to your post: Welp.

I can’t pull myself to like this because I’m so devastated

:(

Welp.

I figured I’d try out actual blogging since my tumblr has recently become an ode to other people’s text posts.

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