All these people judging me for constantly being on my iPhone
Do you know who I am
I’m from the Internet
It isn’t easy being a social media mogul
All these people judging me for constantly being on my iPhone
Do you know who I am
I’m from the Internet
It isn’t easy being a social media mogul
most people would put conditioner in their hair only after they’ve shampoo’d it
but not me
i don’t play by the rules

This is real, and it’s only thirty-five dollars.
BUYING THIS FOR EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAYS YOU’RE WELCOME
Here are two of my favorite James-related memories
1. That time I was walking with James and saw one of those blue reflector things on the ground and went to pick it up because I thought someone had dropped their wallet
2. That time I was leaving Village Dining with James and started crying because I wanted a donut
3. My birthday party enough said we won’t go any further than that
Today is James’s birthday and I can’t even make a special post because my brother is using my computer so I don’t have access to any of my gifs so here’s a sad picture of me with a middle part

happy birthday James sorry my post is so depressing
REEEEEEED
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there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
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I figured I’d try out actual blogging since my tumblr has recently become an ode to other people’s text posts.